Dick Cheney: Still a Piece of Dogshit
Dick Cheney and a bunch of other Republicans are trying to scare up a bunch of bullshit relating to the thwarted bombing attempt by that Nigerian kid on Christmas. Cheney said President Obama is “trying pretend we are not at war.” First of all, Dick… does this photo ring a bell? It’s that one retarded guy saying that retarded shit about how we’d won the war...
2009! I'll Miss You...
I Predicted Some 2010 Things For Comedy.com →
Sorry. I still think these are funny.
New Podcast with Special Guests John Roy and Rob... →
New Episode of the Head No Good Podcast →
Alyssa Milano goes “Snookie” for FOD.
2009 Wasn't Too Shitty, Afterall
After talking to my dad yesterday and having him tell me I’d had “quite a year”, and also seeing Matt Braunger’s 2009 list, I thought I’d do my own. Note that Braunger’s list will be much better than mine, but a boy’s gotta start (and possibly end) somewhere. Here are my 10 favorite comedy moments of 2009… 10. Mick Betencourt’s Show at an...
You can call me Garfield… because I’m bright orange and love lasagna.
Head No Good: Holiday Spectacular
If you didn’t know already, I do a podcast with Mike Holmes and Bruno Tysh, which is produced by Zach Ames. Coming soon, as part of the Head No Good Podcast, we’ll be releasing our Holiday Spectacular. It’s a 4 part release of the marathon podcast we did last night. You can get it free off of iTunes or on the link above. Last night’s guests were John Roy, Rob Delaney,...
This is one of the best articles I've read in a... →
Myron and Katy Mixon Are My Two New Favorite...
With Top Chef and Mad Men now in their off seasons, I’m trying hard to find replacements. I’m not sure if TLC’s BBQ Pitmasters will do the trick, but it’s main asshole, Myron Mixon is highly entertaining. A shit-talking whole-hog BBQ expert? I mean give the guy his own show already! And no trick pilots that Food Network would Trojan Horse him with before yanking out...
Okay. I admit. She’s got ‘the thing.’ But that’s it.
New Wave at the Lincoln Lodge
This thing I wrote for Comedy.com snowballed into another thing. Some people weren’t too happy with me. Others were. I just hope it goes well for everybody. The only other advice I gave New Wave was to go here. Because Jesus.
Star Wars 59Fifty Caps (Pics) →
Actors Reprise Their Famous Roles (Pics) →
January 11, 2006
This is the email my old college roommate and current good friend, Rob Johnson, sent me on January 11, 2006 that started the ball rolling on Blerds.com. I was going through old emails when I stumbled upon this gem. I can explain what Blerds (and MySpace) were another time. But I was very entertained and think Rob (and this email) are hilarious. Mike, Why should myspace make all of the money...
Kumail, Braunger and TJ on Comedy Central's Hot... →
JoVoRoBo and TJ Got Into Sundance →
Kyle Kinane: Style Cop →
Now Kumail Is In Perez Hilton →
My Favorite Internet Videos Of All Time Part 1.