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1/4 Season Awards

Well, they’ve played 40-something games. I started discussing this with OPRJ. Here are my 1/4 season award winners…

CY YOUNG

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AL - Ricky Romero NL - Ubaldo Jimenez The AL race has more players in the running, but Romero is second in the league in strikeouts, FIP and VORP and leads in WAR. He does better stacked up against the competition than anyone else. And I don’t like Doug Fister because his BABIP is third lowest in the league and he’s tied for 56th in the league in strikeouts. My 2 and 3 slots are John Danks and David Price. In the NL, Ubaldo leads in ERA, WHIP, Wins, VORP and is second in WAR. 2 and 3 belong to Roy Halladay and Tim Lincecum.

MVP

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AL - Justin Morneau NL - Andre Ethier These were pretty easy. Morneau leads in almost everything and when Ethier got hurt he did lead in everything.

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR

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AL - Austin Jackson

NL - Jaime Garcia

I overheard an announcer say, “Let’s cut to the chase and give Jason Heyward the Rookie of the Year Award now.” Not so fast. Jaime Garcia is a rookie pitcher on the Cardinals and he’s playing better than any other rookie in the National League right now. Austin Jackson - the guy Jay-Z complained to Eminem about - had a brief run at the AL batting title. He won’t keep it up, but 1/3 of the way in, he edges out Wade Davis of the Rays as the AL Rookie of the Year.

See you at the All-Star Break.

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By The Time I Get To Arizona

Am I the only person who thinks this Arizona immigration hubbub is a waste of time?

1.  It’s still illegal to sneak into the United States.  

2.  Arizona police are only asking for papers when they stop people for other offenses. 

3.  When is the last time you got pulled over by a cop and they didn’t ask to see your ID?  

4.  And local police can’t deport illegal citizens, anyway.  

So basically, nothing is changing.  

This is an election year in Arizona.  This is Republican candidates telling Tea Partiers, “Look!  We hate Mexicans!”  And the reaction is Progressives going, “Look!  They hate Mexicans!”  

We didn’t really need a fancy bill written to accomplish that.  Happy Cinco de Mayo.

May 5, 2010
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Wins Are Stupid, But Jamie Moyer Is Old

 

A few days ago, baseball bloggers asked the question, “Can a pitcher win the Cy Young Award without winning a game?”  That question would have sounded fucking retarded a few years ago.  But not anymore.  The article was about how last year’s American League Cy Young winner, Zack Greinke, is pitching well on a subpar team and is on pace to an 0-18 record.  

Wins are a tricky thing.  If you’re a starting pitcher, all you have to do is pitch at least 5 innings and leave the game with a lead.  Or be the relief pitcher when your team gets the lead.  The thing is, wins are almost  completely out of the pitcher’s control.  Their team still has to score runs to win.  And even if a pitcher leaves the game with a lead, their bullpen has to avoid blowing that lead for them.  Sometimes it works.  Sometimes you’re Zack Greinke and you pitch for the fucking Royals.              

To prove how bad it can suck for a starting pitcher, you can go back to July 1, 1990 when Andy Hawkins of the Yankees was pitching against the Chicago White Sox at Comiskey Park.  Hawkins took a no-hitter into the 8th inning.  With two outs in the 8th, (skinny) Sammy Sosa reached first on a throwing error.  Then Hawkins walked the next two batters to load the bases.  The next batter was Robin Ventura, who hit a fly ball to left field, which was promptly booted by Jim Leyritz, scoring 3 runs for the White Sox.  The next batter hit a fly ball to right, which Jesse Barfield lost in the sun, scoring Ventura.  With home field advantage, the White Sox did not bat in the bottom of the 9th and Andy Hawkins had pitched an 8-inning no-hitter, but still lost the game 4-0.  Ouch.    

With the advent of Sabermetrics, baseball writers have slowly changed their view of the win statistic.  The fact that Greinke (16-8) and Tim Lincecum (15-7) won the 2009 Cy Young Awards shows a shift in thinking away from win-loss and ERA in favor of stats like WHIP, FIP and BABIP.  In fact, Lincecum’s 15 wins is the lowest ever for a Cy Young winner in a full season.    

That leads us to the fact that wins are also tricky, historically.  2006 was the first time baseball had failed to produce a 20-game winner in a full season.  It happened again last year.  In (giant) contrast, Will White of the 1879 Cincinnati Reds won 43 games.  He also lost 31.  He also started all 75 games for the Reds that season and pitched in all but 46 innings of the entire season.  He was the only starting pitcher they had.  And it was 1879, so he probably threw underhand.  A lot has changed since then.  First, pitchers clearly began throwing overhand.  Then pitchers threw harder and teams got more of them.  And more of them.  And they eventually realized that all that overhand throwing can fuck up your arm.  In the 1970s, the five-man rotation was established.  Then pitch-counts were enforced so guys couldn’t throw over 100 pitches per outing.  To save arms, managers gave their pitchers less starts and less of a workload.  Last year, Justin Verlander of the Tigers led the majors in innings pitched with 240.  He wouldn’t have been in the top 10 in the AL in, say, 1988.  1988 also happens to be the year that Oakland A’s manager Tony La Russa and his pitching coach, Dave Duncan, invented the one-inning closer by making Dennis Eckersley their 9th inning man.  Since the A’s went to three consecutive World Series with Eck as their closer, everyone copied the set-up/closer format.

In short, every starting pitcher has less of a chance to win, but more of a chance for their lead to be blown for them.  Hence, fewer 20-game winners.  And fewer 20 game winners means fewer 300 game winners.  With five-man rotations and pitch counts and relief specialists, it’s almost like you’d have to pitch until you’re 50 to get to 300 these days.  Bingo.

Jamie Moyer could be the anti-Zack Greinke.  Greinke is 26-years-old with a 2.27 ERA and 0 wins on the season.  Moyer is 47 with a 5.70 ERA and 3 wins.  Oh, and 261 career wins - 39 shy of the illustrious 300 Club.  Sure he’s old and gives up a lot of runs.  But Moyer is on the high-scoring Philadelphia Phillies.  That’s the same team that hotshot Roy Halladay pitches for and some people have optimistically predicted he’ll win (gasp) 25 games this year.  Moyer’s on pace to win 19 games so far.  If his arm doesn’t fall off, you can almost count on Moyer hitting the 300 win milestone in early 2012….  Maybe.  A lot of things would have to happen there, but the point is - just when everyone thought Randy Johnson would be the last 300 game winner ever, it looks like Moyer could have a better shot than we think.

I don’t know what baseball voters will eventually do with the 300 win standard.  If they changed their mind on Cy Young voting, they could likely change their minds on the Hall of Fame.  Wins are a stupid statistic.  I hope Greinke does go 0-18, but leads in everything else.  But I’ll be excited to watch old man Moyers hobble up to the mound to try to be the last guy to 300.   

May 5, 2010
There's Some Kind of Oil Thing in the Gulf...

“Drill baby, drill.”

I’m pretty sure the problem isn’t ‘foreign oil.’  I think the problem probably just ‘oil.’  You can’t really ask for the non-Arab gasoline at the pump.  The thing is, if you’re in favor of alternative fuel, you’ve got to be some kind of goddamned pussy.  Right?  

That’s the influence Big Oil has on America.  Just like Big Banks and Big Insurance making you think that if you don’t love excessive greed then you’re a Communist, Big Oil makes you think you’re a big fat un-American pussy vagina if you don’t love their product.  

It’d be a little more fun if other products had that kind of Washington backing.  What if Mountain Dew overreacted to the ‘Yellow No. 5” scare from a while ago (the shrunken balls thing) and hired a bunch of hotshot lobbyists to tell you that you’re a flag-burning lesbo Nazi with homo AIDS if you don’t drink their delicious treat?  That’d be more fun than oil.  

I wouldn’t even care about this oil spill shit (except for the lying and pandering parts), if I didn’t already sniff out a Big Oil conspiracy a few months back…

I don’t know exactly how it went down, but I imagine a smoke-filled back room where some oil guy in a cowboy hat figured out that if somebody asks for say, $30, on one of the pumps, all they have to do is figure out a way to get the last $0.25 of gas to pump so slowly that people lose patience and drive away.   

Oh, I’ve been tempted to drive off.  But those motherfuckers won’t get me to fall for their scam!  I’ll wait the full 5 minutes until I get every drop.  Fucking watch me!  

I’m on to you, Big Oil.  I think that’s my point.  

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