Myron and Katy Mixon Are My Two New Favorite People

With Top Chef and Mad Men now in their off seasons, I’m trying hard to find replacements.  I’m not sure if TLC’s BBQ Pitmasters will do the trick, but it’s main asshole, Myron Mixon is highly entertaining.  A shit-talking whole-hog BBQ expert?  I mean give the guy his own show already!  And no trick pilots that Food Network would Trojan Horse him with before yanking out the rug with Bobby Flay’s dumb mug preparing a whole hog with a truffle/pussy juice glaze ruining everything.  I want The Myron Mixon Show.

And I totally I admit to being late to the Eastbound & Down bandwagon, but Katy Mixon (aka April Buchanon)… Well, I think Elvis said a thing or two about how I feel about her with a song he sang in 1961.  And then I think UB40 said the same thing again in 1993.  Body double or not.  She beats Myron in the whole hogs competition, if you know what I mean.  You don’t?  Okay.  That’s just secret code language for scumbags.

I’ll talk about Jersey Shore some other time.

Okay.  I admit.  She’s got ‘the thing.’

But that’s it.

I want more of this.

This was on Best Week Ever.  So much pride…

New Wave at the Lincoln Lodge

This thing I wrote for Comedy.com snowballed into another thing.  Some people weren’t too happy with me.  Others were.  I just hope it goes well for everybody.

The only other advice I gave New Wave was to go here.  Because Jesus.

mikeburns:

Look, no one seems to be taking me seriously when I use it as a credit.  I really am on the “Style Squad” for Soap Opera Disgest.
Is it really THAT far fetched? The only real question is whether it’s meta humour or I’m just so far undercover that I might not be able to come back to my real life, just like Keanu in Point Break.

mikeburns:

Look, no one seems to be taking me seriously when I use it as a credit.  I really am on the “Style Squad” for Soap Opera Disgest.

Is it really THAT far fetched? The only real question is whether it’s meta humour or I’m just so far undercover that I might not be able to come back to my real life, just like Keanu in Point Break.


Reggie Watts in a battery commercial.

Shaved face.  Feel nude.

Shaved face.  Feel nude.